Mental benefits of Tea

• brainwaves may begin to synchronize based on regular tea consumption
• memory recall enhanced by unknown ingredients of tea leaves
• heightened state of alertness

Social benefits of tea

• good excuse to wear tweed and corduroy
• others associate tea with Britain, where many great writers, artists, and statesmen have lived
• it is visually impressive to talk or think with a cup of tea in hand.

Physical benefits of tea

• one’s body need not expend as much energy to awaken in the morning when tea participates in the event
• several cups of tea on a hot day allows one to sweat without the expense of a sauna
• as exercise, tea can make one feel either relaxed or excited

Artistic benefits of tea

• if an artist consumes no solid food with his tea, his shaking hands make paintings appear professionally impressionistic
• since the tea drinker is wearing tweed, he can more fully appreciate England; Milton was from England
• colours and sounds are somewhat altered by the tea experience

Moral benefits of tea

• the caffeine in coffee makes one cross—the caffeine in tea makes one mellow
• one cannot see tea brewing inside a pot, therefore tea encourages faith
• people of the Holy Land, for the most part, drink tea